This podcast is sponsored by Earn Haus.  More information at www.EarnHaus.com/Bobandtom The BOB & TOM Show August 25, 2026 6:00 — Turtles and Whores — Floyd Tucker 6:27 — Did not get more goldfish this year — Tom 6:27 — Has a goldfish that is still alive after 2 years — Tom 6:29 — Letter — Noticed a purse by the side of the road; it moved; kids had a fishing line attached to it 6:32 — Josh did this trick with a dollar bill 6:33 — Letter — Fortune cookies = question crackers 6:35 — Letter — My son said he has silent farts all the time 6:46 — Letter — Son said what’s the point of radio unless listening to B&T 6:51 — Josh prefers the infirm rather than senior citizen 6:52 — Letter — Why don’t people like old people smoking pot 6:54 — Senior living — largest segment of the population 7:05 — Frustrated with Connections — Tom 7:05 — Letter — Remember when Miss Piggy was catcalled, Josh? 7:07 — In studio — Jeff 7:08 — Names for pot — Jeff 7:10 — Spending my senior years at Margaritaville — Pat Godwin 7:24 — Sports — 49ers owner busted for soliciting a prostitute 7:27 — Chick can’t cut glass 7:30 — $140 expensive for a handy — Jeff 7:32 — Tom is the only one who says “Dirty Leg” 7:39 — Chick is the interrupter — Josh 7:48 — Curly fries are not curly enough — Josh 7:54 — Can we get a picture of the big dumpers? 8:05 — Zoom — Costaki 8:05 — Costaki, you don’t need a beard; you are a good-looking guy — Jeff 8:10 — Say “ass” or “butt” to your doctor? 8:24 — Letter — When did Tom grow balls big enough to call Chick the interrupter? 8:26 — SWR — Largest charcuterie board; weighs 1,000 lbs 8:28 — Chick Clip — Old Lady 8:29 — Woman celebrated her 100th birthday skydiving; wants to do it again when she is 110 8:30 — We can throw her urn out of a plane at 110 — Josh 8:34 — Fisherman’s Revenge song — Pat Godwin 8:45 — Today in history 9:04 — In studio — Jessica Alsman 9:06 — $100 hot dog — Golden Glizzy 9:08 — Poll — 15% of people would eat their dog’s food 9:21 — Zoom — Alli 9:23 — Jeff ate dog food when he was 18 and drunk 9:25 — Alli is going to Switzerland 9:26 — Letter — My mom called my girlfriend by my ex’s name 9:28 — Letter — Me and my husband in therapy; have a sex night on the calendar 9:31 — Letter — My boyfriend likes role play involving a daddy and stepdaughter 9:32 — Letter — Boyfriend going to a happy endings massage; says the massage is done by a man 9:34 — Letter — Boyfriend divorced with kids; still says “I love you” when he’s on the phone 9:49 — Hambone Dog Awards 6:007:008:009:00 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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This podcast is sponsored by Earn Haus.  More information at www.EarnHaus.com/Bobandtom The BOB & TOM Show — August 24, 2026 6:00 Orange Barrels — Todd Snider6:04 May I have a piece of chest? — Pat’s friend to his date6:11 Saw Garth Brooks in concert — Kristi — He was rock and roll6:21 Tom exploded a tire6:22 Letter — Pat was great in person — sorry about Jordan6:24 Signed a coozi — Pat6:25 My little heckler song — Pat Godwin6:26 Letter — A Penny farthing race in Ohio — Chick6:31 Letter — Mauri Povich and Connie Chung have a kid6:32 Letter — Rotating stairs = escalator6:34 Letter — Loves Jess Hooker breakfast sandwich6:36 $6,500 nursing home — Pat wants more info6:37 Coffee shop on the Staten Island Ferry6:49 Her daughter buys accessories for dispensaries — Kristi6:50 In studio — Jeff6:50 Elderly people smoking in nursing homes6:51 Alligator clips talk6:54 My mom’s friends are doing gummy bears6:56 You don’t even tell your dogs no — Jeff to Tom 7:08 Letter — Want any of this to wife — she said sure — we can do a quickie7:09 Letter — Loves Josh’s laugh — sounds like Phyllis Diller7:24 Letter — Enjoyed your moving all your worldly possessions in your car story7:33 Old-fashioned toilet as a planter story — Tom7:37 Tom chipped a tooth7:50 Modern versions of snakes in a can 8:07 Shock pens8:14 Woman is star of show Sheriff Country8:25 Shimmy Shimmy song/copyright8:32 Robot Running World Record reaction8:35 David Rush record with balloons8:50 Today in History8:50 "Boosey" talk8:53 Marlee Matlin birthday — Chick 9:07 Sexual humor9:08 Breastfeeding discussion — Kristi9:11 Calamari on the highway — Pat Godwin9:13 Squid ink mayo9:31 Weird merch9:38 We’re still friendly with the Japanese, right? — Tom9:48 Rock bands that sold games9:50 Bikini humor9:52 Had a fart that sounded like it was looking for the right note — Josh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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This podcast is sponsored by Earn Haus.  More information at ⁠www.EarnHaus.com/Bobandtom THE BOB & TOM SHOW – FRIDAY, AUGUST 21 2026 She’s Talking Again – Henry Phillips Letter – Tom, You Missed National Aviation Day Letter – National Brazilian Blowout Day Letter – Sleepaway Camp Streaming Now Coke in a Frat – Pat Godwin Letter – I Listen While Working Out; License Plate Hello There Letter – Easy Cheese Shooting in My Face Letter – I Want to Get a Job in Baseball; Josh, Can You Help Me? Letter – Things You Carried in the Car; Had a Datsun 280Z; My 280Z Packed With Stuff; I Still Have a 280Z Sports “Dick” Talk 1899 Curse Words – Chick Has a Drawer With Sauce Packets – Tom Object Thrown on Field Again Woman Hid $3,200; Police Say the Money Will Be Back in Public Circulation Woman Is a Human ATM – Josh Mattel – Championship UNO Tournament Josh’s Dad Said a Family of Four Had to Share One Ice Cream Cone SWR – Most Sweaters Worn at Once: 50 Sweaters Yesterday in History Tom’s “Orgasm” Mistake Zoom – Jeff Failed to Mention News Fat From a Fat Cadaver – Pat Hooker the Cooker – Breakfast Sandwich Tom Had a Problem at the State Fair Dairy Bar Would Rather See Heroin Legal Than Eat Blue Cheese – Tom Blunder Bus Talk Today in History / Birthdays Zoom – Charlie Berens Yore Project – My Cover Band – Charlie Big Packers Fan – Charlie Zoom – Kelsey Cook; In a Car Accident Happy Hour Special – Kelsey Woman Accidentally Flushes Wedding Ring Patty Cash – Turdy Water Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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This podcast is sponsored by Earn Haus.  More information at ⁠www.EarnHaus.com/Bobandtom THE BOB & TOM SHOW – THURSDAY, AUGUST 20, 2026 National Radio Day Letter – 84-year-old mom orders from the children’s menu Letter – Asked to make coffins for a couple Slumber party game – Light as a Feather Letter – Loves human names for dogs; names his dog Winston Letter – Fattest thing I’ve done: peanut butter sandwich with five Slim Jims My dad never cooked anything in his life – Tom Walked in on a friend’s parents during an intimate moment while playing hide-and-seek – Tom Tom’s car radio doesn’t work Letter – Black toilet? Had a completely black bathroom – Tom Letter – Mom had bathroom appliqués on her car Letter – On my honeymoon, thought I heard Tom sneezing Walk on the Wild Side Take a Walk on the Bald Side – Pat Godwin National Radio Day – Celebrate by listening to your favorite station Our Favorite Radio DJs Boogie Check Sports Letter – We always ate potatoes at dinner Can’t find football games on TV – Tom In Studio – Jimmy Shubert SWR – Most words written on a sticky note: 150 English words Jimmy Shubert – A1 Coke Zero Joke Comedy Is a Curse – Jimmy His album, Clown Shoes – Jimmy What counts as cheating in a relationship Keep dead people in your phone? Play hangman with people in my phone – Jimmy Bagels – Jimmy Tom needs a pumice stone Swears by a pedicure – Jimmy Do not eat pizza with a fork – Jimmy Rented house that only had spoons – 100 spoons – Tom Bagging your own groceries – Jimmy Can you get dehydrated licking a stamp? – Jimmy Zoom – Al Jackson Yelp Review – Jimmy To Al – “You dated a white girl?” – Josh Sexy Time – Alli Letter – I don’t want sex; can he get a massage instead? Letter – Boyfriend too tired for sex but can play video games Letter – Boyfriend wants the light on; he has been working out Saw people riding unicycles down a hiking trail – Jimmy Working in Vegas – Jimmy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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This podcast is sponsored by Earn Haus.  More information at ⁠www.EarnHaus.com/Bobandtom THE BOB & TOM SHOW – WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 19, 2026 White Trash Expo Stepmom X-Rated Videos Discussion Kink and Feather-Tickling Fetish Talk – Josh Letter – Liked Refrigerator Perry “Stranglehold” – Ted Nugent (copyright reference) Letter – Love Fair Train Chicks’ Dog Has an Accident in Front of the Toilet Letter – Josh Asks About the Andre the Butcher Movie Kentucky Brewing – “Kentucky Woman” – Neil Diamond (copyright reference) Polar Bears Can Reach 10 Feet Tall – Males Josh Has Pumpkin Candles Ready for Halloween Unicorn Frappuccino at Starbucks – Too Much Sugar Kristi’s Food Comment – Chick Fair Food – Junkyard Spam Dog Was Great – Josh Vanilla Ice Cream on Pot Roast – Jackie Gleason’s Favorite Food Letter – Johnny Weissmuller Was My Mom’s Swim Coach Tarzan Talk Letter – Budweiser Creed as a Drinking Game Letter From Ted Nugent’s Nephew – Ted Does Not Sing “Stranglehold” Women’s Studies Class and a Controversial T-Shirt – Josh Letter – Slider Dog: Mac and Cheese, Fruit Loops Letter – Tom Is Looking at His Camera More Frank Beard Died – ZZ Top Drummer Frank Beard Died? How? How? How? – Pat Sports Favorite Potatoes – French Fries and Baked Potatoes – National Potato Day Truffle Fries Are Ghastly – Tom More Sports SWR Flew a Kite for 26 Hours Straight Penn State Cocaine Ring – Kristi “Coke in the Frat” – “Rock the Boat” – Hues Corporation (copyright reference) Today in History Man Wearing a Mask Scares People – Kristi Upchuckie Wedding Vows and Other Short Songs – Pat Top Dog Names Overlap With Baby Names Narwhal Tusk Is Actually a Tooth “Tusk” – Fleetwood Mac (copyright reference) Chick Calls Out Paul McCartney Pat’s Date With a Pet Crematorium Employee “There Was a Time I Was Enjoying This.” – Josh ADHD Periods Are Worse VW Beetle Hanging Off the Side of a Cliff Senior Pranks and TP’ing Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices